We Rock!

A lot has happened in the world of entertainment, in the past few days. I'll break the major events down numerically, for your convenience.

1. Heidi Montag released a new single: Fashion. Rhythmically, it's a gem. Lyrically, not so much. Though I still appreciate her inadvertent shout out to Hedwig and The Angry Inch in how she tackles the vocals. It's delicious.

2. Camp Rock, the new Disney channel film, starring Jonas Brothers frontman Joe Jonas and Miley Cyrus impersonator #3, Demi Levato, came out. I watched it yesterday while weeping in my oatmeal. It was, in a word, lifechanging. And much better than High School Musical.

3. Jaime Lynn had the baby. It's a girl. Britney Spears is an AUNT. God, what I wouldn't give for B-Spears to be my Aunt. A lot, probably.

That's all for now. It's 11 and we worked a loooooong day today. We're ready for bed.

But before that, it's important to me, readers, that you check out my friend Charlie's blog: throwahandup.blogspot.com He's funny and updates regularly. He also knows a real life Joe Jonas. Need I say more?

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